Will the USA Come to this

In God We Trust

Will The USA Come To This?

John J. Wall: Law Student

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists,
Marxists and Obama supporters,

We've stuck together since the late 1950s, but the whole of this
latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I
know that we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of
future generations, but sadly this relationship has run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and just will not ever
agree on what's right. So let's just end it right now while we can do
it on friendly terms. We can smile, shake hands, chalk it up to
irreconcilable differences and each go our own way.

So here's a model separation agreement.

Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass,
each taking a portion. That's going to be the difficult part, but I'm sure
our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should
be relatively easy. Our respective representatives can effortlessly
divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate
taste. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can have those. You
are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. And since you hate
guns and you hate war, we'll take the firearms, the cops, the NRA and
the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore, and Rosie O'Donnell.
But you are going to be responsible for finding a biodiesel vehicle
big enough to haul them around.

We'll keep the capitalism, the greedy corporations, the
pharmaceutical companies; we will keep Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You
can have the homeless, the homeboys, the hippies and illegal aliens.
We will keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, the greedy CEOS, and all of
the rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and we'll let you have NBC and
Hollywood.

You can be nice to Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to
invade and hammer anybody that threatens us. You can have the
peaceniks and the war protesters. When our allies or our way of life
are under assault, we will provide them with security. You won't have
to worry about it. We will keep our Judeo-Christian values. You are
welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley Maclaine. You can
also have the UN, but we will no longer pay the bill.

We will keep the SUVs, the pickup trucks and the oversize luxury
cars. You can have the compacts, the subcompacts and every Subaru
station wagon you can find. You can give everybody healthcare, if you
can find any practicing doctors. We will continue to believe that
healthcare is a privilege and not a right. We will keep "The Battle
Hymn of the Republic" and the national anthem, and I am sure you will
be happy to substitute in their place "Imagine." I'd like to teach the
world to sing "Kumbaya" or "We are the world." We will practice
trickle-down economics and you can give trickle-up poverty your best
shot. And since it so offends you, we will keep our history, our name
and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along other
like-minded liberal and conservative patriots. And if you do not
agree, just hit delete. In the friendly spirit of parting, I'll bet
you ANWAR which one of us will need whose help in about 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J Wall
Law student and an American